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Would you prefer to be officer or inmate?
Officer, let me take care of those sissies
 
18.68% (17)
Inmate, just so have something to protest against
 
6.59% (6)
Trusty, to get the best of both worlds
 
4.40% (4)
Neither. Governor is my way.
 
18.68% (17)
I prefer chocolate bars over the steel ones
 
51.65% (47)
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